JD Vance on Thursday accused Denmark — a fellow NATO member — and the rest of Europe of failing to protect Greenland from the intentions of Russia and China.
“I guess my advice to European leaders and anybody else would be to take the president of the United States seriously,” Vance told journalists at the White House when asked about Greenland.
After the US military successfully captured Venezuela’s leader Nicolas Maduro last weekend, Donald Trump renewed his push to acquire Greenland, with the use of military force not out of the question.
Vance especially urged Europe to respond to Trump’s insistence that the United States needs the island for “missile defense.”
Danish troops are instructed to fire on invading US forces without asking for orders first.
Somehow, I think they’re taking him seriously.
Why wouldn’t they shoot first? the US publicly announced that when they are there they will be there as an invader not an ally, more important is the question how will the EU react when they attack, will they help or say we have to strengthen our own borders, Germany won’t do shit anyway, they’ve been America’s bitch for the past 80+ years, Hungary is leaning towards Putin, Poland is busy worrying about Putin invading them after Ukraine, the French are busy with internal turmoil and the small Balkan countries can’t come together for anything else except drinking, i know i’m from one of them, so who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters?
They would probably be more helpful than whatever the EU can muster at the moment and it’s not like the known corrupt corpo puppet von der Leyen will resist or offer any decisive plan against her pal Trump.
If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?
take twump vewy sewiouswy! he’s gonna be weally big mad!

As soon as Trump actually does take Greenland: “Did you even say thank you?!”

HAVE you EVEN said THANK YOU??
Yet there’s still a US base on Greenland because why? Surely step one is to kick them out.
Treaty reason and NATO Policy Planning. Greenland is a very strategically important location and the increase interest in the Arctic only increased that.
In effect the Troops can only be removed if the US is removed from NATO (aka NATO Disbanded.)
I don’t know about our politician, but the population surely is taking him seriously… i am living near an american base in germany and i can assure anyone: Americans are really not popular with the local population right now, and at the moment its a really, really bad idea to enter some establishments in uniform.
Some of us are very sorry that our country, particularly our leadership, is a giant fuckwad and we would put a stop to it if we could.
Nobody’s going to swoop in and do it for us. If we want them to stop, we have to make them stop.
But you can. You just have to believe in yourselves.
Guy we dont take seriously asks us to take a clown seriously.
I’m not European, but my country is in NATO and we will be called upon to defend Greenland if the US should invade. JD, I want you to know that I take every fucking thing that Trump says seriously. Whenever he or you or that nosferatu-looking piece of shit miller say something stupid or evil, I completely believe you. Never do I think you fuckwits are bluffing or joking or whatever. I honestly believe, with my whole being, that you are the evil motherfuckers that you say you are.
That being said, I still don’t intend to comply.
It’s important to understand that a VAST majority of Americans are against this, and are going to resist this action strongly. There are even high-ranking MAGAs who are speaking loudly against it.
There is only a tiny number of people who want this, probably less than 5. If they try it, they will have very little support for it. And most of that will dry up quickly when American soldiers start dying for Greenland, which nobody wanted in the first place.
People keep saying this, but it doesn’t make a damn bit of difference
I really hope you’re right. Great parts of X seem to be all for it, and usual right wing influencers are also onboard.
you are the VICE president. you have NO POWER. you are a spare and a tie-breaker. that is all.
Oh come on, he has power, he’s the podcaster-in-chief!
For the last 10 yeas everyday I’ve been looking at the paper with constant headlines of Russia and China taking over Greenland and imposing their will…
Oh wait, not even once have I ever seen this problem.
Dear Mr Vance, go fuck a couch and stop shitting out of your mouth.
Respect my authority

You better respect the couch man’s authority or else he will come to your home and fuck your couch.

We are taking him seriously, that’s why we’re improving our defences and strengthening our resolve to defend ourselves from military aggression.
Would Europe and her allies “win” a war with the USA? Difficult to say, depends what the win conditions are. Maybe not.
But she’s got enough strength to make it a many years long affair, ending in nukes if up against the wall. Europe may not win, but it’ll be a pyrrhic victory for the invaders.
Hopefully that knowledge will persuade the USA not to wage war against us. The best outcome is peace and international cooperation through mutual trust and a strong moral center.
We can only hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
It will be Russia invading Europe and China with Taiwan while the usa takes the western continent.
That’s their plan.
You’ll be busy with Russia when it happens.
Personally, I think it would be a contest of raw strength vs endurance. I think that the EU has healthier trade and diplomacy than the USA, while the US starts out with lots of hardware and troops - but the logistics chain would start snapping within a year or two. Militaries are not just the possession of assets, but the regeneration and growth of them.
Kinda like how Ukraine with economic support has been able to confront Russia.
Vance knows he will never be taken seriously.
At least Pence had some pushback and opinions about Trump’s antics. Vance literally crawls out of Trump’s ass everyday just so he can kiss it before he crawls back in.
Really sympathetic to his mother for trading him for a couple perc pills. She knew bad vibes when she saw them
Theil thinks it’s cute when he acts all tough. Really turns him on.










