Crossposted from https://feddit.uk/post/42584616
Trump also told the Times that he isn’t opposed to using nuclear force if he “needed it” to take over the Arctic island but that “it might upset NATO," since the island is a self-governing territory of NATO member country Denmark.
Emotional support colonialism
Is there another kind?
Seeing him hang from the neck is psychologically important to me, but I guess we can’t always get what we want.
Honestly, as long as we leave him up, I’m willing to settle for any body part.
The mushroom (not that it’d take his weight)
Perhaps not, but I’d certainly tune in to watch it make a game try of it.
Mussolini comes to mind…
I’d even settle for him getting Gaddafied.
Dudes will invade greenland before they talk to a therapist
Emotional support country
Trump also told the Times that he isn’t opposed to using nuclear force if he “needed it” to take over the Arctic island but that “it might upset NATO,"
Ummm… what? Did the media just sane wash this headline? Trump is ok with nuking his way into owning Greenland and we’re just all ok with that?
The U.S. president told the paper in an article published on Jan. 8 that just “one thing” stands in the way of him and world dominance. “My own morality. My own mind,” he said. "It’s the only thing that can stop me.”
Well, that’s very reassuring
That’s still pretty batshit for a statement that’s been sane-washed.
he wants to be known as the president that took greenland for the history books
It’s his emotional support island.
Yeah, because the previous one is non-functional nowadays
What’s important for him psychologically, and the whole damn world, is that he takes his meds.
Yeah, all of them.
At once.
Better take a double dose just to be sure
Lethal dose.
The tiny handed orange toddler “I WANT IT. I WANTS IT!!! WAHHHH. GIVE ME. WAHHH”
Then goes off to think about all those little children he raped with his bestie Jeffery Epstein.
Somebody ought to sit him down and explain the Mercator projection to him.
That’s way too advanced for a guy who can barely read or write.
Or show him a globe map.
It would not surprise me if Trump were a flat earther, or at least pretended to be one, to gain voters.
Even without the projection distortion, Greenland is pretty big. It’s more than 3 times larger than France. But it’s definitely not as large as the US as it seems in the projection.
“I have a limp dick and can’t fuck kids anymore, I need emotional support.”
Do we have any evidence that he’s stopped?
Seriously, can’t enact his power fantasies on children anymore so somehow he convinced a significant amount of Americans to let him abuse the world as a president instead.
“it might upset NATO”
Dude, it would 100% be the end of NATO
I guess everything has a silver lining.
According to Russia at least
It would 100% be the end of the world.
Using any kind nuclear force ends in a global apocalypse. Thousands or scenarios and simulations were run on this topic for the past several decades, and the result is always the same. Whoever start shooting nukes for whatever reason, it doesn’t matter at the end. There is always escalation by other parties, and most of humanity dies.
Those Epstein files must be insane.
Could we mint him an NFT?
The desolate landscape and freezing temperatures reminds him of his wife’s feelings towards him
