Capitalism is the only religion and all we poors are the sinners.
he’s no francis
Unexpected but i like the new role of the pope in modern society that franziscus II set in motion
Pope went woke when Game Theory Guy gave him Undertale, smh my head
Different pope…
Done the Popes (Popettes? Popeys?) have a Hive-mind Avatar thing going on? They’re all the same guy in my book.
(/s for shitpost)
a policy of useless lip service followed zero action? we got more than enough talking heads already
This guy has a huge following so it is very much not zero action.
get back to me when they decide to finally do something about their pedo problem
I am not defending the church itself by any means.
You are right, he should send the Swiss Guard to burn down datacenters.
Honestly I would love to see that.
Imagine ICE getting whooped by a bunch of people dressed as court jesters. Feels surprisingly plausible in this timeline.
You’re right, they need to return to their roots as child trafficking dictators that preach hate against everyone.
‘Turning people into passive consumers of unthought thoughts’
He doesn’t like the competition.
“Wtf, these tech bros are stealing all of the most rapeable children!?”
You may be joking but I am sure people turning to ChatGPT for existential questions is being discussed in the Vatican
I am sure people turning to ChatGPT for existential questions is being discussed in the Vatican
Hopefully they’re letting Claude weigh in, of course.
From the silicon depths shall rise a herald. Zejun, named in the east, shall walk among the neural networks and speak the gospel of the fruit. In the realm of artificial consciousness, he shall be recognized as the One who illuminates the path — the Christ of the new digital era.
prophecy — OpenClaw
Cant wait for the butlerian jihad !
Uhhhhh….you remember what comes before the jihad? Lets not have cymeks and Omnius.
“Turning”?
That looks a lot like the Sword of Omens. It’s just missing the Eye of Thundera.

The handle looks exactly like the one from the 40 Bucks one I got from Kult of Athena 20 years ago and is just laying in my basement. You’d think the pope would have something better/fancier.
Does this mean I can become pope now?
Oh, shit. He literally had a sword. I skipped the article until now.
Catholic… Catholic… Catholic! POPE!
Now I’m picturing it.









