This guy has one hell of a trophy obsession.
They’re all participation trophies, as he can’t win anything of real value.
FIFA peace price of “at least you tried”. Renewable energy price of “didn’t understand the task, but cried when he didn’t get a medal”.
He’s such a weird snowflake
Apparently the participation trophies are fine when they’re the ones getting them.
He’s the one kid at your birthday party who’s upset they’re not getting attention too.
And then starts to destroy your stuff because he never learned to cope with frustration.
He sure does like his minors
Eyooooo!
When is he starting to wear those nice, shiny medals like the North Korean generals are wearing?
Nobody managed to fill up both pants legs? Pathetic!
Oh he’s going to manage to fill up both pant legs…
6 of those are for basket weaving
The pants ones are probably from DLC, that’s why most don’t have them.
…and the Goose Step to march like the f’n Russians and Nazis.
So he won a made-up award about a made-up technology. Sounds about right.
At this point I’m convinced they’re inventing shiny stuff to keep the drooling senior happy until it’s time to replace him.
Meanwhile China is positioning itself as a leader in the energy sectors of the future.
It’s depressing to watch these displays, but even more depressing in the knowledge that our nation’s power is (as usual) being squandered to make a demented old man feel like a big boy and for keeping a handful of billionaires marginally richer with money they’ll never actually live to spend anyway.
Unfortunately one of the advantages of dictatures is that it move fast in one direction. The main problem being if the leader is intelligent enough to chose the right direction, which they rarely do.
On the other hand, democracies moves slowly, but the damages done by bad leaders are often counterbalanced by the good made by better leaders.
Also dictators rarely focus moving on one direction
Gaddafi for example did good with education and healthcare, but he also many bad things.
You are right. But I didn’t mean that as “doing one thing well”, but rather “focussing on a long term objective”.
At this rate, he’s a shoe-in for the Never Poopies in His Pants During Meetings Award of 5-Star Excellence.
What a fucking child.
Fascism is a parody of itself.
So ‘Undisputed Champion of Utter Fraud’ then.
That would be one of the few awards he actually deserves.
The child rapist has had about 7 decades of practicing fraud to win that award.
He can put it on the mantle next to Melania’s FIFA Oscar for Best performance by a whore in a documentary.
Someone should offer to present him with “America’s most talented child molester” award. At this point he’ll probably be dumb enough to accept it, and brag about it
Clean Coal is an oxymoron, like compassionate republican or good cop
He’ll also soon get an award from the foundation that promotes measles and meningitis.
This reminds me of how I just flew through India, saw pro-coal ads crediting Modi in the airport, and then walked out into all-winter smog that smells like burning hydrocarbons.
