http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quest-4
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You can actually do a lot of low-risk leveling up of the relationship just by using a bot to have your character run around stabbing rats all day.
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Or, as our ancestors called it ‘prostitution.’
Well when it’s exclusive it’s called a marriage
is this some neurotypical thing? why would you date someone that wants you to be disingenuous? and like its fucked up to be fake to someone your dating? why not just find someone you actually think is funny, or someone who actually likes your jokes? this seems stupid to me
Yeah idk, if you have to pretend someone’s jokes are funny, what’s the point in dating them?
But the rats only have a 1/5 chance to have a skin for some reason
SMBC needs to play some dating sims and it shows



