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This is a shitpost for a reason
Ahhhh! That felt goooood!
Now pardon me while I go change my undies.
never trust a fart
A fart has never lied to me, why wouldn’t I?
oh its taco tuesday, you KNOW i mean it
You mean all those other farts were LIES?!
There is nothing worse than a disingenuous fart
My God…that fart was truly Presidential.
Jesus fucking CHRIST.
Shart like you meant to.
It’s my morning alarm
Carlin: “I think I’ll do a little reading in the closet today.”
Well now I have to change my fucking underwear
Maybe a shower?
What, am I meeting the Pope or something?
And if you were you’d have to put on your good vestments.
fart it until you make it
lay down, put your ass in the air and let it trumpet.
Always do!
Now playing The Killers - Smile Like You Mean It
😖🍑💨
