I think that the FBI is probably working better than normal with ol googly eyes out partying.
He always looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding hardboiled eggs into his asshole, and he’s lowkey enjoying it but is trying not to react.
I think he can see ghosts and they’re all actively blaming him for their deaths.
only while high on cocaine and drunk on alcohol.
The men’s team immediately turned a massive win into a massive embarrassment.
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Oh no… This guy hasn’t seen the locker room video of the team getting a call from Trump…
It’s straight up embarassing and we are all very disappointed with the team.
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No, it is definitely very embarrassing for the players as well.
by all means dude, keep drinking.
show us how drunk you can get. I bet I can drink you under the table. did you know antifreeze is like the best alcohol? let’s go get you hella crunk.
I hear it tastes pretty good, too.
No no no, you’re thinking of bleach. Thats the one you gotta drink straight, no mixers, just for the taste! Now bring this glass of bleach to Kash.
Edit: Also, I’m unclear if your name is Spicy Tuna, or Spicy Luna.
In the display name I also can’t tell, but the account is spicytuna62 so something seems fishy.
Exactly as intended by the administration. All governmental bodies will be made subservient to the great leader through installing purposely incompetent and bad faith loyalists and sycophants. This should not be a surprise at this point, it should fill us all with righteous anger.
Pretty much exactly this. You stick useless people in these important roles so they can’t get enough traction to try for your chair, but you also want people who are at least smart enough to do whatever you tell them to do. Patel is actually a smart pick, he’s just too dumb to know how to push around actual field agents and only knows how to push around analysts and media.
This is the clicktatorship. Actually competent at the job? No, just tweet more about it, in a costume if you can.
Charlie Kirk’s killer turns himself in. This cunt literally says “we got him”.
This is beautiful art. Masterpiece of our time.
A job well done. Time for a beer and some 'caine.
Gee, it’s almost as if rich snobs are looking down at us the poor and pious from their fancy-shmancy mansions and laughing at us while we’re on the streets begging for food and money. The solution to this problem is seize the means of production and redistribute all that wealth to the poor. Seriously!
Yeah, encourage people to disengage from the system entirely - it’s not like that’s exactly what Republicans you to do or anything.
How the fuck did you misread that comment so wrongly? That’s literally the opposite of what they said.
Bad bot
What do you think of socialism?
Fail hard, play hard.
The American way!
I’ve since learned only 5% of USA hockey players identify as Democrats so I guess this should not be shocking.
sports is pretty much as political as Politics, so theres a “that side and your side” and conservatives love these types of tribalism.
What percent of republicans are kash patel enjoyers at this point though?
I think most of that lot doesn’t know who that even is, and if you tried to explain then the tribalism kicks in and they’ll defend child rape, ICE, tariffs, the president shitting his pants live on TV, anything and everything.
If you just mean informed Republicans…couldn’t tell you lol I don’t live there. Do those exist outside of grifter sociopaths and the owner class?
You can see them in the video. Even in the picture, just putting stuff away.
Back home they used to call him the bitch with the boner sized tits but now that he’s head of the FBI he gets to call himself cash money. One day he’ll go back to his old name and everyone will know him for the little wanker he is.
Sorry, but I just can’t unsee it
There’s been two: The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince last week, and Peter Mandelson today. Both in the UK. Glad we can get SOMETHING right!
Something something right thing something after trying everything else?
Fast forward 5 years to when he’s featured as “very serious person” on the Sunday morning news junket, and Eric Trump is the new Lord High Imperial Police Director.
Your tax dollars at work.
Idiocracy, this govt is idiocracy
At this point we would be lucky to have somebody like president Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho who actually seems to govern in good faith.
What would the current government do if presented with a super-intelligent advisor? Fix our problems? Lol to that. They would be lucky to be kept alive because somebody that smart is clearly a threat to those who already got theirs.
He’s batshit crazy, I wonder if he can run for President he seems pretty presidential nowadays
I’m not going to look it up, I’m depressed
