Well even if they’re acab there’s always the chance that they’re transprofession

It’ll be okay, honey. Maybe we can take advantage of his qualified immunity.

For some reason I read “Assigned Canadian At Birth” and they get given their first pair of ice skates, their first maple spile and hammer, and of course baby’s first hockey knife. As is tradition.

Cop skull is real

Looks like a fourth-trimester abortion.

“Assigned cop at birth” not as in a secret third gender but as in the idea of the policeman inside, the conditioning to repress socially unacceptable behaviours and beliefs conditioned from birth onwards.

Birth assignment is no destiny

Maybe this one is okay. Looks like Axe Cop.