“When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.”
Scientists do not want you to know but you can become a cat by meowing loud enough.
Nya
Username checks out. The profile pictures, however, do not. Is that a quokka?
It is Evil kitty
They sound like “awawa” and like they are yelling.
meow
Scientists don’t want you to know what kind of underwear they’re wearing
Of course, that would ruin the double blind study on underwear preference.
Waaaait… double blind?
This explains the crabs…
IT IS FRILLY AND PINK
It’s all fun and games until the scatologist shows up.
Then it’s all poop jokes.
Do scientists want us to know about the misuse of p values in their research papers?
Probably not, but we (and many scientists) know about it anyway.
Scientist don’t want you to ask questions about mouse 40 that spontaneously combusted during the cancer drug trial. Their funding depends on noone discussing mouse 40.
“After excluding outliers, we found no signs of spontaneous combustion as a side effect”
Scientists do not want you to which arm of the study you’re in.
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