Mayhem
Flo is actually gangsta af
Hmm, The General’s tough but he’s also short. I bet the emu would fuck him up with one kick!
The LiMu Emu.
Those birds are fucking strong.
AND DOUG!
Doug’s gonna last about nine seconds.
The won not one but two wars!
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Geico’s got a bunch of buff, erudite cavemen in their stable, don’t forget.
I vote the cavemen if they come as a group
Mr. Rodgers in a bloodstained sweater, ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny-style.
All enter the arena and are all instantly vaporized by a death ray.
The peasants rejoiced.
Doesn’t the emu have a gun?
or was that the Glockstrich?
Geico piglet with pinwheels
Jake from State Farm, because apparently he can transform from a doughy white dude in khakis to a thin, cool, young, light-skinned black guy.
The general duh, he’s got modern munitions.
The GEICO gecko, for sure. He’s small and quick so it would be easier to evade attacks while everyone else kills each other.
Right. Yes. It’s the mascots on track toward this contest. Sure.
No sir. I didn’t hear anyone say CEO.
Erin esurance, hands down.
