It’s not spray painted gold
And it would probably be running Astra or Red Star.
Back in the day you had Hannah Montana Linux. And Satanic Linux (which had to be installed over Christian Linux). Loads of OSes were just rebranded Ubuntu. Trump OS should be all gold and a rebrand of Red Star (only replacing the boot logo and wallpaper).
What, no Microslop? This is far too functional to call it “Trump Laptop”.
What, no Microslop?
No way this runs on Windows. It’s Linux or bust.
Windows 3.11 for the win!
The obvious choice is ReactOS.
Linux is communism. /s
Ah, but consider:
Red Hat
(No hate to RHEL, just hat joke)
To be a trump laptop, needs to be made in China, and then a cheap coat of gold paint is applied by American
prison slavelabour.“designed in America, made in China” added to it
“Assembled in amerikkka”
Running LINUX? Socialism?
That was a bug. You weren’t supposed to see that it’s running an Ubuntu back end. See this is their “new proprietary” AI Trump OS that totally isn’t just a copy pasted Linux distro. That’ll be $500 for the licensing fee please.
This is the opposite of a Trump Laptop. It should be gaudy and useless, instead it’s rough but probably functional.
Right… trumptop would be a 35lb lead slab moulded around a 2016 Acer Aspire, spray pained gold, and comes with cheetos and pubes in the KB already.
The fact that it turns on makes it a top 5 Trump product
Still more real than those Trump phones suckers pre-ordered
That one I don’t understand. It’s just a gold colored Chinese phone from Alibaba. Probably they put more effort in designing the box than
designing the phone itselfchoosing the right tone of the gold color for the plastics. It takes 1 week of consultation with the manufacturer (ok, two weeks, because they need to explain how important that a gold wallpaper is set as default) and two months to import them. What are they waiting? Mr FIFA peace prize just want the money and deliver a “air” phone?
That’s not a Trump laptop. No children were molested in the making of it.
Eh. Depending on where those parts were sourced…
Especially the pizza box.
Don’t be silly. Trump doesn’t know how to use Ubuntu.
It’s so simple even a Republican can use it
Smh my head, with all that chassis space, they could have used a mechanical keyboard
Need to be spray painted gold to be a Trump-top
This is definitely the best in cyber that money can buy.
ngl I once dreamed of making something similar but with full on PC specs in a suitcase but then I remember I cant do any of the things I need to be able to do to make that
still using my pizza gateway 3000 🐄
