A tool. Generally a hammer, but an awl, hatchet, saw, or scribe will do as well. Maybe even a paint pen or novelty oversized permanent marker.
Sounds like someone has woodworking on their mind
Not really, I just can’t expect an angry meal to come with a plasma torch, tannerite, or mag drill with carbide annular cutters, can I?
The contentment meal is a bag of jerky served on a knee mill
An ad for a toy.
A QR code with a link to a curated toy subscription service.
Bees
Or dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
or the robotic Richard Simmons
Fucked up man
McDonald’s food
A knife
Loaded handgun, where my fellow americans at?
here
Homework
A knife. Or maybe something really annoying, like a QR code that goes to videos of Mike Johnson talking
OMG the violence 😨
Scolding hot coffee that melts off your labia with a side of nationwide slander.
melts off your labia
you’re drinking it wrong.
6-pack of Natty Ice
Small Chinese toys painted with “slightly” radioactive paint.
Fox News
A coupon good for $5 off your next purchase of 4 sticks of 16gb RAM.
A shiv.
MD 20/20
