• egrets@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    If you’re going to punctuate.
    Punctuate like you’re
    the thousandth monkey
    in the typing pool
    and brother
    ook ook ooḳ

    • Panini
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      5 days ago

      be the monkey

      that achieves Hamlet

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    6 days ago

    Money doesn’t mean you are smart, have good taste or a sense of humour. Apparently the boss who put this here fits the same bill.

  • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    So cannibalize the last of your species in an imaginary race to the top that ends up being a zero-sum game? Not, “Hey, screw this dude, let’s build our own boat so all three of us can survive”?

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    5 days ago

    I’ll go out a limb and guess that, since this is apparently lawyer related, the jeenius is used to defending high net worth criminals, and may be one such

  • brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca
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    6 days ago

    This either is a mediocre joke, and not true…or it is true but their idea of “high net worth” is owning a small town hardware store lol