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kivihiili to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml ·
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what do you think is inside the abandoned research lab fridge

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what do you think is inside the abandoned research lab fridge

kivihiili to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml ·
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    A portal that lets you control John Malkovich.

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      Or edibles. Gotta find out either way because I’m not risking losing either.

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    Mold

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      i suppose anything can be a mold if you have enough casting material

      but the question now is what material exactly

      i vote sharp cheddar

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    Nothing, any more. It got out!

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    50 rotting lizard brains

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      And 3 freshies

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        No, that would contaminate the results for the zombie lizard survey.

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    deleted by creator

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