Me, when he drives the speed limit and stops at every signal:
Is that something special? That’s how I always drive. I’m German though, so I believe in rules for the best of society.
There are many places where signals and speed limits are treated as light suggestions, the law only matters if it’s enforced and rules made in support of some safety or cooperation. Places where speeding is only enforced at more reckless ~15kph above the limit and over, or signal lights aren’t enforced if there’s no pedestrians or cross traffic. Maybe it’s degrees of domestication, or greater safety to break the rules if car jackings are common in an area
A bit of horny, but yet feels so wholesome.
Just as we miss violet we get Taylor…
Keep it coming
The good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.
are they going to let you back into the Golden Corral?
The manager said “no”, called me “vibe killer” as he escorted me out and locked the door behind me.
A meth-head said “welcome to the club” and invited me to IHOP, so, not a total loss.
the good ihop or the one out back the mall?
Yeah. That one.
would you tell Cranessa I said “Where’s my $10? Gimme my $10” thanks
Me after 3 shots of vodka, helpfully putting it back on, not having a clue
Oh no, get some sleep
No i want more vodka first.
It seems likely those goals will align fairly promptly.
I see you tryin to get some vodka
Ayo what
Mood, but also it’s not like I was keeping it on sober…
