Do you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.
I’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.
This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!
God dammit.
Jesus fucking Christ
LMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.
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Perform what though?
Under Pressure, clearly
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Pressure
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you
I can fake the drums; hardest part will be finding
a vocalistthe vocalists
King Lear.
It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.
Perform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama pumps his fist and chants “Yes we can!”
Would. Both of them.
Some experiences are just so crazy, you have to say yes, given the opportunity, so that freakiness can be born into the universe through you.
You’re not going to not take the Obamas up on a threesome. That kind of opportunity doesn’t knock twice.
Careful before you commit; we haven’t seen them in a while.
Do not accept, he only offers 420 do not accept anything less than 69420
Wait, he offered you 69420? I got offered 42069, and took it because it seemed like a pretty good deal. Now I have ragrets.
Depends on the use case. If thousands get separated, 69,420 looks nicer. If you want a port number, only 42069 is valid.
go for the weed w/presidential seal. 🎡
When others go low I get high with the obamas
Opportunity of a lifetime.
I am so tired of political spam texts. Now they’re political spam sexts.
Hit it and STOP it
What a nice polite man!
yes!
At least there would be more eye witnesses to help debunk Joan Rivers’ conspiracy theory.
Seeing Michelle dancing to that Bruno Mars song on the Ellen show was, um, nuts.
Not gonna lie, I had to read that twice to make sure I wasn’t dreaming 😂
Yes
