Wipe mine on a baby rabbit. So soft.
Single use and flushable.
After reading this thread, it seems I’ve been using that air dryer thing on the wall very incorrectly.
No one really dances since you can get enough motion by shaking it. Also, toilet paper is non-existent at urinals. That said,
Shake it once, that’s fine Shake it twice, that’s okay Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again
Ugh, knew I should have checked this thread further before posting, it’s such an obvious pull.
Unexpected Good Charlotte reference? :D
Sounds like the lyrics to Shipoopi, originally from the “The Music Man”.
Squeeze her once when she isn’t lookin’ If you get a squeeze back, that’s fancy cookin’ Once more for a pepper-upper Never get sore on her way to supper
Yep. Good catch.
Isn’t that from Two and a Half Men?
OH MY GOD, IVE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE LYRICS BEFORE.
Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again
This is propaganda from people who want you to have piss stains, shake it shake it shake it!
Shake it like a Polaroid picture!
That’s the help’s job.
Garçon!
I developed a technique over the years where I run a finger along the urethra after I’m done to push whatever fluid may be left, regardless if I’m standing or sitting down. When no TP is available, it really helps.
Once upon a time, in my youth, I saw a meme explaining me this. Now I have a push behind the balls after pee every time!
This one right here. It pushes on the urethra and expels the drips. Like holding up the back of a garden hose to purge it for the winter.
I imagine guys in a public toilet seeing you reach into the pants to finger your taint.
Yep, saw a comment like this on Reddit and as I’ve aged it’s become critical.
I usually cauterize it with my cigarette.
Wipe, because I don’t want to be staining my surroundings with urine droplets. Those that do shake, do you clean your surroundings afterwards? Didn’t think so… 🤮
If you’re sitting down, the drops will stay in the bowl. Is your standing, you just made a thousand droplets fly everywhere from your stream hitting the porcelain.
I personally sit down + wipe, but I’m quite prejudiced about other people with pp regarding their toilet manners (or manners in general, but that’s a bigger discussion…): I imagine the majority standing up, shaking and giving zero f*cks about in what state they leave the toilet :( but as I said, this is just my prejudice.
I was sitting down and already thinking myself better than most men. End of last year I discovered wiping is a thing and it blew my mind on how I never even considered it before…
(Except for those weirdly designed restrooms where the paper is place five light years away across the room) the solution to improved decency was but a few inches away 😁
Nothing quite so nice as having to adopt a ridiculously wide stance as far from the urinal as logistically possible to avoid standing in someone’s carelessness.
So, when sitting you still have to handle and direct the jet in the opposite direction. Because unless you sit facing the wall, I find piss will surf up the bowl, ripple between the edge and the seat-ring (dirty them), and, in a good day will lend on you calf.
Just peeing makes a cloud of urine droplets. Quit being judgemental douche
I squeeze, and then wipe the tip, especially if I’m naked and getting back into bed (not wearing underwear to catch a little drip). Dancing only occurs if I really gotta pee, and can’t.
spoiler
I’ve been having a discussion with a girl friend about this. She couldn’t believe me when I told her her I found out about the wiping the pp with toilett paper recently & that I just used to do the shake and dance how most men do. She was shook and told me it can’t be true that most men just do the shake and dance.
I know most people on lemmy are progressive, so it might be worped… but it still got me wondering, if I’ve been doing it wrong for the past +30 years or if it is the standard for other men.
You’re doing it wrong now but of course that is your right. Shake it dry, zip up.
If I’m in a puble washroom, I knock it against the side of the urinal.
Only when I passed 50 years old was that an issue. Prior to that when the stream was complete it would close off tight, immediately thereafter. Now it’s like I read in a Stephen King novel once…“No matter how long you jump and prance the last few drops end up in your pants”.
Push up on your taint and the last bit will squirt out. Helps with the weakened prostate.
Yeah that won’t look strange at a line of urinals.
It doesn’t, it just looks like I’m shoving my junk back into my pants. Basically push up right behind the balls.
Yep.
Also shout out to “Desperation”, great book.
Thanks, I usually get all my literature recommendations from threads about urinary incontinence.
If it helps, another thing that happens in that book is that one of the characters suggests he might bite off the penis of another.
He even suggests that he would be unbothered by doing so due to his Vietnam experience.
Shake it once (that’s fine), possibly shake it twice (that’s ok), but never three times (that’s playing with yourself)
Both.
hold the dancing tho
Do you shake your ass after taking a dump? No? Why not? There’s your answer.
And wash that damn ass.
I mean sometimes when you’ve got a hanger…
Captain! We’ve got Klingons dead astern.
