When they ask but they start with the current year. Yes, I was born in 2026 now let me in.
good ol 1/1/2000
As dumb as this meme is, it also is very true… i definitely signed up for a few things recently and found myself thinking man i can’t believe i gotta scroll this long, I really am old.
Ikr the 90s keep getting further and further away
Make sure to squat with proper form, don’t wanna pull a muscle.
IIRC there was an incident where someone went super hard on the wheel and got kind of pulled into it and clobbered on the head by one of the pins. Or maybe this was just a deep inner phobia of mine.
Any bit of machinery, even if unpowered and covered in bright numbers, with non-arbitrary mass can carry enough momentum to break bones and crush fingers
This is true. I don’t heal like I used to.
type the first digits, auto-scrolls to your epoc
That’s great, God gave us many many days, all for free! 👍
On the other hand, seeing my lovely curls become slightly grayer/whiter is somewhat annoying, lol. I don’t want all these reminders of my mortality when I’m not even 35! Oh well.
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Are you also born in the 1900s?
We’re not “Millennials,” we’re “turn of the century people”
This meme has real boomer Facebook vibes; well played.
Especially if the pulldown for the birth year starts with 2026 for a service where you need to be at least x years old.







