• Don_alForno@feddit.org
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    5 days ago

    If there weren’t actual lives on the line this would be pure comedy.

    We already won, basically.

    Why won’t nobody help us in the strait?

    We don’t need help in the strait, we never needed it!

    Open the strait or we’ll bomb your power plants!

    We won’t bomb your power plants since we’re having such great talks.

    Yes we’re talking, even though Iran denies it!

    We’ll be leaving soon, only to return if needed.

    We are actually sending more troops.

    OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT OR THERE’LL BE HELL, PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

    Does he actually think anybody buys anything he says at this point?