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- cross-posted to:
- flippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Vegan friendly?
Only humans were harmed
Calling landlords human sure is a bold move
Raising landlords causes harm to the human tenants
the meat was ethically sourced
The landlord was vegan, yeah.
Landlords are germs, is that ok for vegans?
“May contain leeches”? It’s landlord meat: it is leeches.
I wouldn’t eat that
Why? They can afford to eat less microplastic than us. Probably just have more coke metabloids in the meat but that only shows up in certain tests
You don’t want to mess with weirdly folded proteins, and that’s how you mess with weirdly folded proteins.
but wouldn’t they have also needed to consume human flesh to contr-
oh wait. I see.
Don’t those concentrate in the brain? This is landlord.
Am I too European to understand this?
is there no housing crisis in Europe anymore? have i missed the memo and forgot to afford a house?
I think that’s only on few selected places.
I live in capital metropol area in decent location and can afford ~100m² rental apartment while working office hours on low end wages.
No housing crisis here.
It’s still super fucked up that you’re basically gifting some other person a sizeable chunk of your income just because they were able to put up a down payment and secure a mortgage. Landlords are rentseeking middlemen leaches that should not exist even by capitalist standards, see Adam Smith.
Why?
My rent is lower than mortage installments and upkeep costs of smaller apartment.
If I need to relocate, I can do it quite fast, like within a month if needed and no need to sell or buy.
It’ll need to be cooked well done
Gross but valid
cambria
Fed on tenant income is crazy 💀 that label alone deserves jail time.
The population of ethical landlords must be massively increased.
And by ethical, I mean former.
banging fork and knife loudly on the table
The parking lot in the background is weirding me out.
AI Slop is trippy.
