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Don’t forget killing the last Pope.
I had heard this is the story of JD Vance.
When he was young he “thought he was gay”. While he was in college, he met Peter Thiel, a gay billionaire who had come to his campus for some talk or something. When they met, the gay billionaire really took an interest in this man who thought he was gay.
At some point, JD Vance says that he stopped thinking he was gay. Meanwhile, Thiel helped Vance find a job. Actually, several jobs. It turns out that Vance kept getting fired from his jobs, but Thiel kept getting him better jobs every time he got fired. Eventually, Thiel helped JD Vance get into the field of politics, where Vance has been in his pocket to this very day.
Now, from my perspective, it’s difficult to explain why a businessman would keep finding better jobs for a person who keeps failing at the jobs unless there is something outside of the job that makes it worth it. So, it seems very likely that JD Vance gives world-class blowjobs, and that he is just generally a failure at everything non-sexual.
That couch practice really paid off
He’s the modern Nancy Reagan. MAGA throat GOAT.
Breaking the gender barrier, huzzah! Nancy reagan eat your heart out!
The only thing he’s managed to finish was inside a barcalounger
And the last pope.
And don’t forget being the last person to visit Pope Francisco before he died
And don’t forget
being the last person to visitkilling Pope Francisco before he diedFixed it for you
I think he fucked the pope’s couch and the shock of seeing it killed the pope.
It’s almost like normally when a politician goes to a diplomatic event they’re surrounded by experts in many fields to help then navigate the the complex situations and Vance just went by his completely unqualified self and winged it.
Rarely have I seen failure of winging it on this scale.
Sure if it’s just “winging it”.
But if you consider “right-winging it”, look at that, a whole metric ton of failures before your eyes!
Don’t forget his failures in Greenland.
And Greenland. They forgot Greenland.
Twitter character limits are a bitch, but we were never going to fit all of this chucklefuck’s mediocre achievements in one post…
Now it’s tanking Orban’s election. Fuck Orban.
Check again. He’s already lost
That’s what I meant. He helped sink his election.
Sorry I wasn’t clear.
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Americans be like
Maybe they should vote instead of complaining so much.
Thatd involve effort. Its easier to complain about how bad the choices were. Because its impossible to tell the difference. One was a rapist and had a track record of dubious policy. The other had a power suit and dark skin.
Yep, 100% of us voted for Trump.
The idea that removing Trump makes this guy the president… fucking fuck. But it needs to happen heh.
Its almost as if they dont pick vice presidents, they pick insurance policies.
He’s learning from the best
Aand Fidesz lost!
Vance can go to Hungary to try and manipulate an election.
Ontario pays for anti-tariff ads in the States and that is interference.
Lol, thanks Vance for giving Magyar Peti the boost.
ÁRAD A TISZA ♥️🤍💚!
