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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago
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  • UndergroundParking@lemmy.cafe
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    Pounds and grams in a single sentence! Who are you trying to confuse? Everyone?!

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      28 grams in an ounce, ask me how I know…

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        It’s weed, man.

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          Really? Cool, man!

        • dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          smelts you

      • percent@infosec.pub
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        Not in a troy ounce though

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          Hey I think I know troy. That bastard shorts you every time. His ounces certainly don’t weigh 28 grams, you’re right about that!

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        Stoner? Or very heavy coke user 😂

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          Former stoner. Multiple times a day every day for years. Never thought I could imagine life without weed, but eventually it turned into a personal little hell that I couldn’t escape. I kept smoking even long after I stopped enjoying it, long after I knew I needed to stop, and even long after I wanted to stop.

          One day I woke up and decided I didn’t need it anymore. It was still challenging to toss my stash and equipment (which I had done dozens of times over the years), but eventually I did and it was the start of a T-break that will never end. I haven’t looked back since, and life still isn’t perfect now but I’m grateful to be able to approach it with a clear head, and a body which actually listens when I tell it to get up and go do something.

          • Technoworcester@feddit.uk
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            Well done man and congrats.

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      The people who would care about this likely are accustomed to using grams for some measurements

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        We ain’t out here buying drugs by the pound. It’s grams and ounces unless you’re a shotter but even then you buying in ounces and kilos.

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      Well you wouldn’t say 0.006613868 lbs of gold would you?

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        No, but I would say “just shy of 1kg of copper”!

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      i thought america uses grams for gold

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    Fuck copper there’s literally two pounds of lithium in each one

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      two pounds of lithium?

      how many pounds of ions? i might know a guy

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      That should keep the depressions at bay for a week or so.

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    Probably a geolocation device as well. Be careful out there.

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      Don’t forget your wire mesh bags folks!

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        Steel toolboxes work even better, plus you can cosplay as a repair tech and wear a hard hat and reflective vest. Don’t forget your clip board and osha gloves!

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        Alternatively, smash them to bits to help your local crackhead access the components more easily!

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    Just a reminder that ICE vans do have catalytic converters.

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    I kinda doubt that is true but steal em anyways

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      I mean when they look like this I don’t doubt it

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      Ya that would be more than $400 of gold. But there’s only one way to find out…

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    Ok boomer

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      Not sure how I feel about your downvotes. Do that many people just automatically downvotes at a joke without even realizing it’s a joke on the name?

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        Reading is hard for some people I guess haha

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    Does this come in bumper sticker?

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    Based on this we should be able to get a live scrap value for each Flock camera.

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    There are 2 apples and 3 bananas. Wait. That doesn’t add up does it? 🙃😝

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    The stoopid in me read 3gigs of gold 🤦

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    Is X including full timestamps in its posts now, or is this some special setting?

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