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    • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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      He's literally gonna fuck your couch next.

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        Great template, truly a work of art

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        First door should be La-z-boy

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        i feel like this disrespects his love of guyliner. his eyes don’t pop enough.

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    He should visit Putin for reasons.

    • ABCatMom@lemmy.ca
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      Then BiBi!

    • Avicenna@programming.dev
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      He should visit Trump more often

  • GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world
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    He’s the king Midas of shit

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      I thought that was his boss. Maybe he’s king in waiting of shit, prince of shit? Okay I got nothing good but perhaps he’s the grave maker.

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    Becomes VP of US, ----> kills US

  • Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world
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    We should encourage more one on one time between P and VP. Let’s see how the trend goes. It’s the only responsible thing we can do as researchers.

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      i think it’s pretty standard that vp and potus don’t spend much time in the same location. and never get on the same plane together

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    This guy seems like such a joke, but I fear he will not disappear into obscurity any time soon.

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      Exactly 10 years ago, Trump was a joke.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      He could be the new Dan Quayle. No one knows where he ended up, and importantly, no one cares.

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        Dan Quayle may have saved US democracy by advising Pence to do his fucking job and certify the election .

        “Saved” might be too strong of a word

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          temporarily preserved?

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    Streak indeed. A sticky streak of bodily fluids on the couch of everyone he visits.

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      It’s pretty messed up you compare us to Vance.

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    american liz truss

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      But he has a considerably longer shelf life than even an American lettuce that has been doused in embalming fluid or whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.

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        whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.

        HFCS?

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    They didn’t even say “thank you!”

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    Yeah, and it’s on the couch cushion

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    Feared by people and couches alike.

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    I believe it’s called incompetence.

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    The pope and the Iranian regime are both religious zealots, of course they aren’t going to take it well if someone shows up and nonchalantly fucks their couch. And would you vote for a president who entertained someone who came over just to fuck a couch as a state guest?

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      those persian ottamans and couches must be heaven for him.

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    I thought his name was REEK

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      Idk, but him get castrated and flayed wouldn’t be the worst…

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        Can we watch?

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    The Vance effect…much like the kiss of death in the godfather movie.

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