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homes@piefed.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前

Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery person

www.independent.co.uk

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Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery person

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Trump grabs two bags of McDonald’s before issuing threats to Iran over nuclear program
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      don’t forget “Masturbating to Netflix while overdosing on antidepressants and weed”

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        Why? Did they ban porn sites in your state?

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        i’m pretty sure our president hates weed. true ultrapatriot hardline conservatives despise it because it opens up your mind or, in their view, makes you lazy

        also it’s impossible to overdose on it lol

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          impossible to overdose

          Fr why they actually hate it. Pleasure without consequences.

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