Jack@slrpnk.net to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 9 days agoAnother day, another horror beyond our comprehensionslrpnk.netimagemessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up1482file-text
arrow-up1482imageAnother day, another horror beyond our comprehensionslrpnk.netJack@slrpnk.net to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square33linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up72·9 days agoSure it’s sad that a coworker has just died in front of you, but you know what would be even worse than that? Letting down the shareholders 😢
minus-squareEmpathicVagrant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 days agoGuys we had our 3s of silence please remember your S.P.A. (Scored Productivity Assesment).
minus-squareCompN12@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 days agoAs part of our continued efforts to foster a caring community, please enjoy these 0.05 minutes of awarded productivity. As a reminder, unscheduled breaks is time theft, and time theft is a fireable offense.
Sure it’s sad that a coworker has just died in front of you, but you know what would be even worse than that?
Letting down the shareholders 😢
Guys we had our 3s of silence please remember your S.P.A. (Scored Productivity Assesment).
As part of our continued efforts to foster a caring community, please enjoy these 0.05 minutes of awarded productivity. As a reminder, unscheduled breaks is time theft, and time theft is a fireable offense.