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“Its not a tiny dick. It’s an above average sized cylinder” fucking gold
“what if this cylinder has been hard for over three hours?”
“It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger structure remain unharmed” always kills me. I don’t think I’ll ever forget that thread.
To date I still quote this whenever even marginally relevant.
A timeless classic
Love how everyone seems to be missing that apparently his cylinder is 4.5 inches in girth
Probably circumference. So divide by Pi, and the “cylinder” is about 1.4" diameter. Still bigger than an m&m tube, but he mentions it was smaller when it went in, and that is probably the normal measurement, not the candy tube confined one, lol.
