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I am trying to come up with a reason to mic a seat… none of them are good.
You don’t want to discover you wanted to layer the queef track AFTER the artist has left the studio.
I want this to be a thing that happened
No shame in that I’d sniff her farts too.

Yes shame.

throws holy water at you No.
Joke’s on you, holy water fart bubbles are my kink
Goddamnit.
Username checks out
wonder if you can use eDNA from a seat to figure out everyone who farted on it lately
E. coli DNA?
environmental DNA.




