what if nipples clicked
in and out like peenswhat if peens said “splooooooiiiinkkkk” like a door-stopper
My knee often doe this
Had a GF like that. They ran on wind chill factor.

Dating a woman with inverted nipples is like having biological endless bubble wrap. Stimulate them and they pop out.

Mine do, just not as quickly.
I have known people with belly buttons that do. Actually, someone I dated had their nipples do that.
Runners would love it.
imagine the sound of hundreds of runners clicking their nipples in just before a race.
What do you mean “what if?” You mean mine aren’t supposed to do that?
Dwayne Johnson would have an even more impressive pec spectacle.
Uhhh…I think you meant to say, “pectacle”.
I laughed a lot at this…I am physically an adult. I am mentally an idiot.
Do you know where that image comes from?
From this kid’s book, though idk if it’s in the book or related art
It’s from a waterproof children’s book, but I don’t know which one. I recognize it from my childhood.
Yeah, and what if they tasted like laffy taffy. That would be pretty cool imo
Jolly ranchers
I don’t know whether to upvote due to a classic reference or downvote because it’s that one.
Yesssss or like the orange Tootsie pops.
Why is everyone clapping and clicking? The movie isnt over yet.













