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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

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fidget toys

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    what if nipples clicked
    in and out like peens

    • kewwwi@lemmy.worldOP
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      what if peens said “splooooooiiiinkkkk” like a door-stopper

  • Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk
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    7 hours ago

    My knee often doe this

  • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world
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    Had a GF like that. They ran on wind chill factor.

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    Dating a woman with inverted nipples is like having biological endless bubble wrap. Stimulate them and they pop out.

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    Mine do, just not as quickly.

  • livingkettle@lemmy.world
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    I have known people with belly buttons that do. Actually, someone I dated had their nipples do that.

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    Runners would love it.

    • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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      imagine the sound of hundreds of runners clicking their nipples in just before a race.

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    What do you mean “what if?” You mean mine aren’t supposed to do that?

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    Dwayne Johnson would have an even more impressive pec spectacle.

    • TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world
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      Uhhh…I think you meant to say, “pectacle”.

  • TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world
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    I laughed a lot at this…I am physically an adult. I am mentally an idiot.

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    Do you know where that image comes from?

    • felsiq@piefed.zip
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      From this kid’s book, though idk if it’s in the book or related art

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      It’s from a waterproof children’s book, but I don’t know which one. I recognize it from my childhood.

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    Yeah, and what if they tasted like laffy taffy. That would be pretty cool imo

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      Jolly ranchers

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        I don’t know whether to upvote due to a classic reference or downvote because it’s that one.

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        Yesssss or like the orange Tootsie pops.

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    Why is everyone clapping and clicking? The movie isnt over yet.

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