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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 days ago

Fisher-Price Is Pivoting to AI-Powered Autonomous Weapons Manufacturing

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Fisher-Price Is Pivoting to AI-Powered Autonomous Weapons Manufacturing

www.mcsweeneys.net

Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 days ago
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“We at Fisher-Price have always believed in the power of imagination. In discovery. In the joy of a child pressing a button and hearing a satisfying sound. T...
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    I had to double-check it was the Onion. Thank god.

    • TheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀@bookstodon.com
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      @SarahValentine @sundray 👍😅👍

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    So they went from psychological warfare to just warfare.

    Yes, it goes in the square hole

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      Was it tasty at least?

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        Yes… stanky-as-fuck

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    “The Bird sounds like [kaboom]” “The Giraffe sounds like [bam bam]” “The Monkey sounds like [rat a tat a tat a tat]”

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      The cow goes “mooOOOOOOOOOM”

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    Q: What happens to your commitment to child safety?

    Fisher-Price has, for nearly a century, ensured that no toy contained a small part that could be swallowed by a child under three years of age. We are pleased to report that our autonomous weapons systems do not contain small parts.

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    Oh man, I bit the onion so hard this time.

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      No shade, the Onion gets us all eventually!

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    Going from 'Speak and Spell" to “Bring the Rain” is a choice I guess.

    Yeah yeah. I know it’s an onion article. I know. I saw.

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    After yesterdays post about the environmental shoe company switching to an ai data center model, I didn’t even blink twice at this.

    That’s where we are now. I read that fischer price is becoming an ai weapons producer, and my immediate response was a shrug. Like “Yeah, sure. That may as well happen.”

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