WASHINGTON D.C. – After completing several high profile missions on behalf of President Donald J. Trump, Vice President JD Vance has begun working up the courage to ask if he can finally be given the chance to fuck the nation’s top couch.
  • Alvaro
    1·
    10 天前

    Classic onion, trolling us with factual news

    • A7thStone@lemmy.world
      8·
      10 天前

      On July 15 2024 shortly after former President Donald Trump announced Sen. JD Vance would be joining his ticket, the X user @rickrudescalves posted a joke: “can’t say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to fucking an Inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181).”