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i’ve been sleeping like a pharaoh for the past decade
wrapped in herbs, resins, and spices?
With my organs in a canopic jar on the nightstand
Okay so
Do vampires sleep like that because they’re all Egypt weebs?
Do gay men have to sleep on opposite edges?
Also, are lesbians supposed to take turns being on the edge?
Where do NBs sleep?
Unpopular opinion but at this point put the bed against the wall.
Great, now I need to roll over my partner if I wake up with an urgent need to piss.
The cold wall assaulting your exposed flesh with ice in the small hours
yeah but it feels kinda good to me regardless
Whats the point?
So one edge is against the wall, and from the other you are hanging…
i personally like the wall and my partner doesn’t, so there’s an easy solution somewhere in there
So you get yourself a very narrow bedroom or a very wide bed.
You see a partner and a cat have 2 things in common.
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they both show their belly to those whoom they trust
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they both are eldrich horrors beyond human comprehension, where one can chew any cable, even a bluetooth connection, the other always occupies most of the bed so that you have to lie on the edge
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I tried that
“You just can’t put the bed against the wall!”
And being a father
Seconded. We have a huge bed from when my wife , me and the baby slept in the same room while she was breastfeeding. For nighttime feedings, she’d put the baby in the bed with her to feed, then put her back in the crib. My daughter is a toddler now, and moves constantly at night, and in the morning she’s right up against me, and I’m on the edge of the bed.
That’s when you realise Titanic was 100% realistic. No room for two on that plank.
He still has half the bed: 25% of each side
A true lord of the edge. Or, edgelord.
Or being a girlfriend or being a wife.
Where’s/pointlesslygendered?
