Much like shower sex, all the lube gets washed away. Shower head is still top tier though.
An early Family Guy episode had a relevant quote:
Why is everything that would be wet dry and everything that should be dry wet?!
You just need silicone lube. You have to wash that off with soap. Works very nicely.
Also a dream for shaving your nethers, as again it doesn’t wash off easily.
Yeah, exactly, silicon lube works for showers/underwater. It’ll still get washed away eventually, but it takes much longer, and still retains a fair bit of lubrication.
I know this is most likely a sign at a hotel, but I can’t stop thinking of like a YMCA or neighborhood pool having rooms just for fucking.
This would be a more responsible use of my tax dollars than like half of what I read about in the news tbh
The Village People were right, it is fun to stay there!
So sex without passion is OK?
✅ = 🥱👌👈😒
❌ = 😩🍑🍆😤I’m glad we were able to communicate the rules to the Tik-Tok generation.
✅ = 👦🧒🤳📲
Time to teach these kids a lesson
❌=🫱🍑🫲
🫱⭕🫲
✅ = 🤌🍕🍝😫
Angry sex can be pretty damn passio… dammit.
You’re banned from the pool!
Just like the Bible intended blasphemer!
Use oil or silicone based lube and apply generously before getting wet, you’re welcome!
It’s only human nature to do it in the forbidden area.
“In the forbidden area” 🤭
Ive got a new game for shitpost hornyposts. I try and guess if its violet again before clicking to see.
Im right like 9/10 times.
Sex is not necessarely penetration. 69 in a large shower is a bliss !
That’s one way of staying hydrated
@OP I see that exact sign at a hot springs community in soerraville! That’s neat.
*Sad Zerg noises*
That’s not the reason for the sign though.








