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Still cheaper than a kid.
I don’t think people typically involve their financial planner when having sex
Mine sits on the edge of the bed monitoring my penis to make sure the condom is intact.
Then I remember I’m just having a fuckin weird dream
Not typically, no.

I can’t afford an extra $200 per week!
Petroleum prophylactics.
Another win for gay sex
Famously, pregnancy is the only reason to wear protection






