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Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago

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Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago
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    Or just measure a ring she wears often, less chance of being caught or waking her.

    I actually got really lucky and her favorite ring got bent in the band, I told her I’d take it to get it fixed for her. She suspected nothing.

    • Drusas@piefed.social
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      Most women don’t wear rings.

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        And yet they always have a few anyways

  • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
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    Assplay.

  • Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works
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    This sub is so traditionalist, best relationship ive ever had neither of us want marriage. We just stay together because we want to.

    • FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      I mean, nice for you, but if others want to get married just let them?

      Why the need to call OP out for wanting to marry?

      • mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml
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        Because marriage perpetuates the subjugation of women.

    • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world
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      Just statistically most relationships will be monogamous cishet.

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    Buying butt plugs is trickier than people realise.

  • brvslvrnst@lemmy.ml
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    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Fart Armpit@lemmy.world
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    no, dude, wdf she’s sniffing her armpits?!

    • teslekova@sh.itjust.works
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      I sniff my partner’s armpits, if he gets in on it it’s just the advertising finally working

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