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RedEagleAmerica@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

The new US passport design looks great

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The new US passport design looks great

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RedEagleAmerica@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    So, I actually think this is a great idea.

    Hear me out: it’s a “limited edition”, available only through the Washington, DC passport bureau:

    The anniversary passports will be available only in person at the Washington Passport Agency for American citizens applying for a new identification document, while supplies last, according to the State Department.

    Basically, all this will do is self-identify chuds at customs when they travel to other countries (I mean, if they even travel, because ‘MURICUH IS SO SUPER GREAT WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO). Who knows, maybe in the future, other countries will consider this “defaced” passport to be invalid and deny these self-identifying problematically racist and fascist people entry. Customs agents in any country generally have pretty broad discretionary leeway to tell people to fuck off.

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      why would you even want to?

      Its an international public service. How would the rest of the world begin to understand that the US Dollar is the only necessary form of money without them? They’d just carry on using their monopoly money that doesnt even look like money and doesnt even have George Washington on it

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    Nah, use this one

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    LMAO his eyes are pointing in two different directions

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      Put Kash Patel right in front of him, and they won’t be able to see each other.

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      That’s because he just shit himself again.

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    King Diaper Donvict on all passports!

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      I heard the Dementia Don passport gives you priority at customs when you travel to Epstein Island.

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      This is why your RAM and storage and consoles cost x2++ 🤣🤣

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    Did you bring your passport pedoport?

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    🫪

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    Too Soon

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    He sucks on ?

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