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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zoneM to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 months ago

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zoneM to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • phonics@lemmy.world
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    Until you say yeah. Then she says she great, can you make mine with ketchup on the side.

    Thats when love thrives, knowing you found a girl with the audacity.

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      I’m pretty sure combining ketchup and cheese might get you institutionalized in France

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        I gotta have ketchup with my grilled cheese

        • socsa@piefed.social
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          It’s weird because if you had said “tomato basil soup” then I would have upvoted you. But you said ketchup so you can rot in hell.

        • Prathas@lemmy.zip
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          Ever tried mustard?

        • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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          Don’t tell the Marechal de la Court

        • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldBanned
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          Grilled cheese and tomato soup is a classic.

      • NannerBanner@literature.cafe
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        Hmm, but the various tomato sauces are almost always paired with cheeses in italian cooking. Is france really so far behind?

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          Ketchup is more like a tomato jam than a sauce.

          But also I’m overstaying things quite a bit.

          But there’s no ketchup on a cheese board in France, that I can tell you.

    • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m sorry, with what on the side?

      • phonics@lemmy.world
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        My wife is a freak like that.

    • JollyBrancher@sh.itjust.works
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      And here I am saying they’re a freak when they don’t want me to give 'em that ketchup on the side after I already did mine. Makes me feel like that’s gotta give a dry mouth.

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    I didn’t know cheese toast was a thing

    • Killer57@lemmy.ca
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      But, what about the gloriousness of garlic cheese bread?

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      I thought that was just what Americans called a cheese toastie lol

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    “No, make it yourself.”

  • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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    Why do they always frame with as you wanting it when its them beings the one that want it? My mother does the exact same.

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      I figured the thought would be better articulated: “I am gonna make some cheese toast for myself. Do you want some while I’m at it?”

  • HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca
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    …what is cheese toast?

    I like cheese, and I like toast, so need to know

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      …what is cheese toast?

      It’s when you slide your gouda between my two french loaves and get them toasty.

      • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldBanned
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        Mmm, you get something warm, white, and gooey. Make sure you swallow.

      • HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca
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        see now that sounds actually awesome

    • Hexarei@beehaw.org
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      So you take the cheese, right

      And you take the toast, yeah?

      And then get this: You cheese the toast.

      • HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca
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        but like, unmelted? with butter?

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          (The answer to this question left up to the interpretation of the reader)

    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Probably cheese melted onto toast?

      • HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca
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        …but why not grill it then…like 1000% better for a tiny bit more work

        • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldBanned
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          I agree, but at 3am it might be asking a lot. My guess is it’s a snack their kid can make themselves.

          Personally, I’d probably not have gone to bed yet, so I’d grill it.

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    Bitches love cheese toast

  • Toneswirly@beehaw.org
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    Cheese toast at 12 AM?

  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Thank you for reminding me I have decent bread, American cheese, and mayo in my fridge. I’m excited.

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    Congratulations! When is the child due?

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