EVERYTHING and I mean EVERYTHING trump has done was working towards the opening of the Straight of Hormuz.

For example, Trump really ramped up the global warming efforts. Looking to flood the straight simply by melting the useless north and south ice caps. AND AS A BONUS! He’d be flooding Florida, a useless place where all the filthy non-english speakers come to. WIN WIN WIN.

I personally think that as a policy, if you wanted to emigrate to our GLORIOUS USA. You’d be singlehandeldly swimming the Gulf of AMERICA, we only take the best and brightest.

I can only take my hat off to this level of FORESIGHT and PLANNING. This is something that borders on the divine. Were I the pope, I’d cede my place to him as we all know, he’s the GREATEST and he’ll move the Christian church on a stance that is TOUGH ON CRIME.

But that is only if the temple to his godship gets built on the TRUMP HOUSE. We dont want good for nothing SOCIALISTS, attempting on the life of the brightest person on this earth.

You heard it here folks, GLOBAL WARMING GOOD. IT’LL OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIGHT.