Gabe Newell
“The good billionaire”
No
I’m being sarcastic, although it’s not very obvious.
I know, but I still had to say no
Who-why?
I nominate myself.
As the future CEO of Sex, I vow to bring down consumer prices for sex and increase variety.
Further, I promise, when I am elected CEO of Sex, that every adult on the planet will get a free 3 month trial of our new premium offering of sex+, and if they’re not satisfied with it, I will step down.
would be more interested in better and free antivirus
Hey kid, here’s a thousand dollars, save it for when I’m looking for a raise, okay?
If it’s like any other CEO job, he won’t be doing any actual sex, but delegating it to the plebs.
Sounds like what Elon is doing
I’ll take one for the team and pick up the mantle you dont have to thank me
Hypothetically, would the successor have the power to institute a personal theme song to the tune of RATM’s “Renegades of Funk”?
