“I’m arriving”,haha
That one got me.
You can tell this isn’t real. Spiffing wasn’t mentioned.
Hate me all you want but I have a thing for women with a cockney accent
How do you feel about chimneysweeps with a cock-er-nee accent and their own dancing penguins? We’ve got one of those going spare. :starts whistling:
That’s fine as long as you’re not being a dick to everyone who doesn’t fit your fetish.
Not being a dick, in this context?
You found the joke. Now put it back! ;)
Almost. Almost. Almost…
There we are…
Well done.
Good show ol’ sport
tally ho what what
splendid
I use this one with my partner often (Not in the boudoir)… she’s quite fond of it!
Hold tight now
Nearly at the station
Shall I put the kettle on then?
Fancy a cuppa
It wasn’t until relatively recently that I learned that the British often use “tea” as the word for their midday meal.
As in, “what are you cooking for tea today?”
Weird
Tea is not the midday meal, it’s the evening meal. Usually the largest meal of the day on a work day evening.
Depends on where you live…
Up north tea/supper is also another word for dinner
Oi, quite right. Quite right indeed! Carry on gov-na.
This is simply incorrect, the guidelines approved and enforced since Victorian times is the man kneels before the woman sat on the bed, they hold hands, the lights go out for a minute, then come back on and she is now with child.
Anyone found breaching said guidelines are roundly shunned through heavy tutting.
Well then, Bob’s your uncle.
I always have wanted to work “Bob’s your uncle” into my everyday speech, but I always forget it exists
…“And Fanny’s your aunt.” I’ve been told concludes the expression lol.
do you desire this, you fiddle stick muppet?
I can’t decide which one’s better…
No British person speaks like this. You, you, you nincompoop!!!
Cor blimey, guvnor, I done gone and said the only swearword that’s frowned upon!!!So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman’s entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Love me a good snogging while rogering.
The fuck is rogering?
That’s rodgering. Clearly annunciated, too, if you please.
You missed boo’h o’wa’er
Now that is tickety-boo
sexHorizontal jogging
Slap and tickle
Some of the old in-out, in-out.
Real savage
Peepee friction pleasure
Omg… do Americans say Toosday ?
Twos-day.
Won chew free, innit?
It is Twosday
We say Tuesday
I thought it was Twosday
So, too-es-day?
It’s pronounced like Tuesday.
Naw, today’s clearly Threesomesday.
