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[A thin boy in ragged clothing holds out a bowl to an overweight Elon Musk] Musk: Society needs billionaires, we keep you from starving. Boy: Please, I’m starving. Can you help me? Musk: Fuck you.
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I like how he’s shaped like a CyberTruck 🤣
body by Rob Liefeld
Not enough pouches.
But no feet
Big Attack on Titan energy. Just add the crazy eyes and smile and you’ve got a titan alright.
Okay, but like real talk- why does he look like that…? Does he like, have a medical condition? Hes not really person shaped…
It looks like a barrel chest, which can be a symptom of lung conditions like COPD, or just being old. Other rumours suggested it can happen because of steroid usage without appropriate accompanying exercise. Elon does seem like the kind of person who would use steroids without exercising.
Steroids don’t cause that. But growth hormone, which is often taken alongside steroids, can.
I think it’s like how The One Ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. This level of wealth, or the trappings that come with it, have mutated and perverted Elon into something that only echoes some scant memory of his former self.
See also: Bezos, Zuck, Trump, McConnel, etc etc etc
I thought McConnel was just surviving on unicorn blood thou
Human Growth Hormone is rumoured to extend longevity, and also causes oversized organs.
I don’t think those two conclusions track with each other
Curious to see if Elon makes it to a normal human life expectancy or goes out Steve Jobs style
Probably just sucking in his gut cause he thinks it makes him look less fat.
Dunno, but hopefully it’s painful and fatal
He’s doing his best to hold in his giant belly, like an olde timey body builder. My fat brother does the same thing.
Ketamine
I hear Ozempic backfired on him. He might have a vest under maybe.
- This was before Ozempic.
- Ozempic doesn’t ‘backfire’ simply by making you fat again. It ‘backfires’ by doing what it does too much and makes your guts move too slowly to be healthy, or other similar side-effects.
Oh god my retinas! Quick hand me some bleach!
hope this lil guy will do
Throw a NSFW tag on that bad boy!
“Not safe for woman”
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*cybercuck lol
“Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.”
This should be repeated as often as possible.
Friendly reminder that over 4 million children are in the process of dying because of his actions cutting foreign aid.
You have to be truly mentally ill, or something less than human, to be this kind of evil.
Both. They’re definitely both.
over 4 million children are in the process of dying because of his actions cutting foreign aid.
They’re dying because we’ve ramped up arms exports to surrounding territories in the midst of a climate crisis.
The idea that countries like Sudan and Libya and Haiti need USAID is predicated on us ignoring why they’re impoverished and war torn to begin with
the tesla cybertruck chest
Cybertitties
That was going to be my first comment too!
hahahahaha
Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.
Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.
“Financial obesity” is a fucking weird phrase. You sound like an r/fatpeoplehate user who just discovered leftism.
Wrong forum, dipshit
TBF they also said billionaires should be euthanised through taxation, which is a wild sentence as well.
A business is made, and is successful. WELL DONE.
Instead of a billion dollars going to the owner and, let’s say, 100K in salary to each worker… what if the CEO only made 100 million, and the employees each made 500K in salary?
Is that communism?
no, but its still bullshit
what if the CEO only made 100 million, and the employees each made 500K in salary?
The Raytheon Strategy.
Works great if you’re trying to bribe Nazi ex-pats into compliance while fighting a war of arms escalation.
Is that communism?
True Communism can only be achieved if we wipe all the current communists off the map, take their stuff, and impose “democracy” through an occupying military.
To play devil’s advocate they would reply that without the owner there would be 0 salary for each worker.
And you have to be careful. CEO and owner most of the time isn’t the same person.
Of course, this argument is a pretty piss poor one when the example held up is Musk…
His first jolt was selling a website to a relatively clueless Compaq that did nothing with it except throw money at Elon. No idea if Elon’s site was any good or not, but it didn’t matter because the reality is that it folded without an enduring impact as part of the dot-com collapse. He used his winnings to try to make X.com the first time, and was a comparative failure next to Paypal, which, somehow, agreed to merge and put him in charge and he almost tanked it. Then ebay bought it out and Musk got maddening amount of money for doing nothing but screw it up.
Tesla is probably the first example of him not actively screwing it up, though his drama around “I wanna call myself a founder” was dumb. That said, any investor could have done it, so his ‘value’ was his lottery-like wins leading to that point.
There are others that are arguable, though recently had it happen where someone kept giving out names of impressive and seemingly valuable ‘billionaires’, and we kept checking and every last one were ‘only’ millionaires. So it seems like ‘billionaire’ remains a stupidly over the top concept that isn’t particularly redeemable, with the defensibly decent folks staying under a billion through not being super greedy and/or philanthropy.
I remember a bunch of movies where torches and pitchforks helped.
That wasn’t aimed at the billionaire. It was aimed at the billionaire’s monster, a misunderstood child-like creature abused into madness.
Subtle, even by her standards.
She really does just win arguments in her head and write them down.
He literally said he could solve world hunger, and then didn’t.
Billionaire “charities”: The billionaires own your workplace. They underpay you but it would be even worse if you didn’t have any job, isn’t it? They sell you garbage products, but haven’t you thought that the fact everyone else also use them might be a sign that it’s actually good, you’re just too needy? They help fascists into power, but did you know that communism killed more by numbers? And no more vaccines for Africa, because they now want disease-driven eugenics.
Fantastic. This is a more accurate picture of musk than any photo I’ve seen.
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Body is a Cyber truck but the face is anemic
That’s a great drawing of Elon “Joker face” “HGH abdomen” Musk
Ok, idk why, this one checks out. Simple is good occasionaly.
Just chiming in to say OP I’ve seen a couple of your posts before, but this is the first time I ever clicked on your pfp out of curiousity, and it’s hilarious hahaha 10/10
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