Truly the dumbest timeline. Fucking Biff Tannen back to the future splinter timeline is insane that it’s reality.
Look at all that healthcare and education funds being put to great use! Your president, dumbfucks and bitchasses. Congratulations, you voted well! How can you not take a look at this picture, and a picture of a demolished East Wing, and a shittly painted reflecting pool and think to yourself that things are going just so well? I mean, we are great, right? GREAT!
Fucking morons. (Speaking directly to any MAGA asshats that might see this, which is probably few and far between around these parts)
What circus, the saying implies the masses get free entertainment.
Both circus and said bread are commodities in this timeline
The people who love pedophiles love all this.
It’s their circus.
The clown thinks he is the audience
So, events don’t always need to be held in a ballroom?
Nowhere near enough US flags. Some bush league “patriots” in that White House. Hell, the HVAC company down the street from me has more flags. Big ones, too! Losers.
One of the reasons things got so dire in France for Louis XVI is that Louis XV ( le Bien-Aimé ) partied too hard and put France drastically into debt.
Louis XVI tried to modernize France with enlightenment ideas (the same ones that were inspiring the US colonies to resist its masters in old England), and this really pissed off the rest of the French aristocracy. He also decriminalized Protestantism, which pissed off the clergy.
So when he held the Estates General of 1789, in response to a soaring cost of bread (thanks to deregulation of the bread market), he was under a lot of pressure to obey his fellow nobility (the first estate) and clergy (the second estate), and to ignore the demands of the public (the third estate). Each of the estates got one vote and the third estate was outvoted
And it was a time that the commoners really needed relief. More than that, even the petite bourgeoisie – the small businesses – who were also suffering badly, and had enough power and materiel to organize. We know the rest of the story. 🪟🔪
Cut to USA, 2026, and the whole ballroom affair is rich like a Mille-feuille And the circus for Trump’s birthday is, well, over the (big) top. Trump is trying to steal $1.776 billion from the treasury, and not even trying to hide it. Inflation is soaring. Gas is approaching $5/gallon ($7 here in California). There’s no end to the (elective) Iran war in sight. The cost of diesel is catching up to food prices. We’re kidnapping and interning Americans and sometimes killing them. Oh and Trump and his billionaire buddies have pretty much admitted they don’t care if the common people starve or can’t get medical care.
We may see in this year or next, the moment beyond where the public wants relief and reform, beyond where we want accountability and justice, to the point we collectively want revenge.
How about cake?
We’re all out of cake. Your choice is “or death.”
Well I’ll have the chicken, then.
This reminds me of an especially funny Eddie Izzard bit
lemmy just wasn’t the place i’d thought to find a bunch of eddie izzard fans.
sorry, honey 💕
on a largely left leaning social platform, filled with older nerds and trans-allies communities you didn’t think there’d be a large number that knew of the most famous trans comedian?
Do you also think that you’re the only one who one knows of the niche and little known comedy group Monty Python?
ok, ok, ok…
i just had a root canal. there’s only so much being told i’m wrong (in a good way) i can take in a day (because advil and jim beam and pharmaceutical anesthetics and weed mix in unpredictable ways)
and i had to deal with my mom, who is — so awful.
:)
Just in case you don’t know, she’s Suzy Eddie Izzard now. I was surprised when I found out because I recognized her in a TV role but hadn’t heard anything about it. I’ve always liked that bit about “women’s clothes” for being very affirming, but now it has a little extra layer of comedy.
I didn’t know, and I know it’s complicated, but if you wanna do a whole explanation, post, go right ahead. Cause a lot of people don’t know.
That was definitely the intent.
Surprised you knew which one I meant, since “especially funny” doesn’t really narrow it down when it comes to Eddie Izzard 😛
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Have you seen what trump calls steak? My wallet would be more tender
too much fat
Nah it’s okay, I have some old Crocs that’ll be much better.
When the circus comes to the clowns’ home.
The fans for this are angry at this guy, and own a lot of guns.
I assume many will attend, but who knows. I bet the mad king who’s building his ballroom won’t let the riffraff in. It’ll just be a bunch of sychophants in suits watching.
Circuses are supposed to be funny.
We’re well past funny.
These are old school circuses. The kind where people die for the entertainment of the crowd. No clowns. All death.
“We need a second arch, and I need both of them to be gold!”, said some clown.
VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN, CARL
What happened to the so-called patriot games where he was gonna get a boy and girl from each state to compete? Not that I want it to happen, I’m just curious
Great question. Scheduled for the fall and not one peep of anything since January. It will probably be hastily assembled in the last moments by incompetent people.
If it is still happening, they ought to be selecting participants by now and announcing the planned games. I think you’re right, if it does happen, it’ll be a poorly planned shitshow
This administration knows no other way.
There’s no doubt in my mind that if Trump wasn’t rich, he’d be in a Trailer Park.
He’s cosplaying what he thinks rich people are like, but deep down inside he’s just as white trash as any other southern redneck. Tacky gold plating, bossing people around, UFC, Firetrucks, trying to intimidate people he thinks are less than him, etc…
You will never convince me otherwise that, if he hadn’t been born into wealth, he’d basically be Ken McElroy, complete with the same end…
In the Flintstones, Perfect Strangers, Honeymooners, I Love Lucy, and other TV shows there is a character that falls for every get rich scheme that comes by. Except they always end up poorer for it. Trump somehow always gets richer. Probably because he is the scheme instead of falling for someone else’s scheme. If it weren’t for a modest million dollar loan and scamming his family out of his dad’s money he would definitely be in a trailer.
