The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum… shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors
So you’re saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?
That’s fucking metal
No, it’s fucking Satan.
Is there a difference?
Unless you believe that Satan is made up of hydrogen and helium, they ARE metal. But maybe your mythos believes that Satan is a star / constellation, I dunno.
Many of the constellations (collections of stars) were though to be embodiments of deities in many belief systems across the world, from the Greeks and Romans in Europe to the indigenous peoples of Australia! It wouldn’t surprise me if Satan is thought to be made of star stuff in some mythos.
See? It’s not that men can’t find the clitoris. It’s just that womens orgasms aren’t worth fighting the Uterus monster.
Stand back, I’m going in!
Let it nibble a bit on your dick as a treat
Give satan a finger and she’ll take your whole… never mind, sounds horrible
I respectfully disagree
You would!
take a whole load of what? a whole load of whaattt???
it’s missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.
I like that you said that as a joke, but no one in comments have mentioned the ovaries.
ram
Can be good advice for working with one of these
Vagina dentata
That’s just how it is during a period
If you don’t look, there’s no blood!
That is unfortunately not how it is during a period.
You also put a towel underneath and don’t look at that either.
Just came by to say that these two fit together very beautifully!
Doesn’t matter, had sex
Can’t find the nice spot without a proper map?
o emm gzee Doom
Pee is stored in the Balrogs.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GOT TEETH???
Vagina dentata…what a wonderful phrase!
Believe it or not, more worries.
For the rest of your days!
It’s our problem plagued philosophy!
Only if you’re a rapist.
idk about you, but I wouldn’t want to get dental insurance for two sets of teeth, let alone having to worry about a root canal in my crotch.
Could you imagine the damage a sneeze could cause during consensual sex? Seriously, your imagination is severely limited if you only get to rape and stop there.
the following sentence was typed by: _ stranger _
your imagination is severely limited limited if you only get to rape and stop there
that was not taken out of context. that was actually typed out of you. da fuck is wrong with you people holy fuck?
I mean you thought of a woman having teeth in her vagina and the only problem you could come up with was ‘it would cause problems for a rapist’. That’s concerning. You didn’t even consider that she might need braces and be unable to afford them.
http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html
I’m so glad this site is still running!
And this was BEFORE that movie, too!
Still would
That vagina is spiky and on fire.
The song goes. “This sex is on fire!”
Hellish good sex!
Hail Satan
No, it’s fuck Satan.
