- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- science@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- science@lemmy.world
Who, pray tell, is suggesting birds be punished for it?
Cardinals
Not just suggesting, the article says that some have even castrated their birds, which I didn’t know was possible
I guess I’ll have to stop choking my chicken, then.
Exactly, your chicken should be choking herself as is natural
The Goon Lord

Horny flying bastard
That’s a girl
She can be a Goon Lord too. I see no hint of shame in those eyes.
Masturbation
among birdsis ‘natural’ and should not be punished. It’s interesting how humanity has regulated its own biological behavior, we have rules for where and how to eat, sleep, defecate, urinate, menstruate, reproduce, masturbate, etc. I get that some of these came from hygiene and personal safety but still find it weird, and even weirder that some people expect birds to follow our social constructs.deleted by creator
But the bird will go TO HELL
A link to an article isn’t a meme.
My parakeet was fucking a swing perch in his cage. It was hanging perpendicular to another perch, so he would grab the swings from the side and go on his rodeo.
But personality was important to him, so every 15 seconds he would run to another “floor” where he had a mirror, say his version of “oh baby yeah it feels so good, call me your bird!” and then would run back upstairs to continueSexual preferences are private as long it don’t hurt others












