• not pmjv@horp.sciops.netOP
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    29 days ago

    i stole LEGO hair in elementary school. It was extremely rare back then. all my own LEGO people had only hats and helmets.

    but no crime goes unpunished. a few weeks later my grandmother accidentally vacuumed the hair up and we never managed to recover it from the bag of dirt.

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      29 days ago

      i talked other kids into giving me their toys. mom always made me give them back (“but MOM!”). eventually i figured out i needed to keep secrets.