Why does a toaster need to know what day it is??
So you can set it to automatic toast your toast in the morning so it’s warm when you wake up but you wake up at different times on workdays vs weekends
Installing ads
“When you just want to toast your bread but you decided to buy a smart toaster for absolutely no good reason.”
Woah, was dark. Thank you
Far less annoying and much more useful.
Well if talky toaster taught me anything I’m going to need a 14 lb lump hammer.
And it’s still worse than this toaster from the 60s.
Should be returned to the store at about 10,000kph
Toaster Nightmares in 1987: Falling into a bathtub full of water, malevolent firefighter clowns, & forks.
Toaster Nightmares in 2026: Being bricked by a software update.
Toaster Nightmares
Neat! Soon our toasters will be planning genocide all on their own!
But can it toast a Jesus on the bread?
