We noticed when Musk was promising “Full self driving” to “come out by the end of the year” every year for over a decade now.
Couldn’t have happened to a
nicer guybigger fascist asshole.Good thing they told us. Would never have figured it out from all the murder.
At yet as a pedestrian I’m essentially part of teslas beta testing. I didn’t opt in to being smashed by a fugly as fuck tetrahedron.
we also did not opt in to being recorded by these companies. It’s different, but it has a long term effect.
Yeah, I demand to be smashed by a hot tetrahedron

Would smash
Just throwing it out there that nothing about Teslas valuation makes sense1 without being first to market with self driving, and with a real moat around it.
1: brain got ahead of the fingers and forgot to write the critical modifier.
Maybe I could understand what you mean if you make a proper sentence from it.
Edited for clarity. I mean that nothing about Tesla’s valuation makes sense without them being first to market with self driving, and also some time/ runway to have first mover advantage. Its a valuation famously detached from reality.
And they aren’t. From what I’ve heard their self-driving is bogus, which is also the target of the article.
I think by now if you’re still holding TSLA and aren’t an index tracker, you’ve drunk the kool-aid and very little is going to shake you out of it.
Thanks!
From what I understand Tesla is a car company only on the eye of us, in paper Tesla are spyware in wheel and that’s from where the money comes from
Interesting they say that in advance of each public demo, employees "worked long hours mapping routes and training the software on specific hazards to make the company’s self-driving technology appear more capable than it really is*
Tesla owners: no shit.
Not all unfortunately. Brother in law is very much drinking musk’s flavoraid.
QUICK! Somebody get this man a trillions dollars!
I cant wait until Elon and Bezos race to develop corporate nuclear “technology”!
as a motorcyclist, i give all teslas a wide berth and put as much distance between me and them as possible as quickly as possible
We know.
That can’t be right. Self-driving was, at most, two years away over a decade ago. The world’s richest, and therefore smartest since money is a 1:1 proxy for intelligence, could not have been wrong about this. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to catch the giga-loop to my launch to Mars Base 5 while my digital assistant definitely doesn’t delete all my family photos.
Well maybe they shouldn’t cheap out and should start using lidars, and not only cameras.
i know people who have BRAGGED to me about how it’s driven them home, shit faced drunk!
Problem with these things is they will work 80-90% of the time. Especially in good conditions. But if anything odd happens…
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No shit Sherlock, maybe read the countless articles about the crashes.






