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Master Chief is intentionally never shown without his pants because he’s transmasc w/o and marketing hides it to preserve sales.
Don’t fall for it. Demand video game developers start proving their masculine heroes are cis men.
slams desk get me pictures of Master Chiefs dick
I mean, there was the horrible show. (Censored because I don’t want to deal with the spoiler command thing)
Master cheek
Reporting for booty
Thats just ass. If they dont show full frontal cock swinging dickery, its clear they are just part of the trans agenda.
There was the ass show*
What was so horrible about the show? I thought it was fine…
I’m also not big into halo lore, though
I agree. I love the games but haven’t followed the lore too closely. I played the fuck out of Reach. The show was alright and I do go back to watch it sometimes.
Spoiler of cringe
My biggest gripe was that whole weird sex thing with that lady raised by aliens. Just so fucking weird
“Bisexual lighting” is a phrase I never thought I’d read.
The example image is just Chef’s kiss
Doot
Seems like every neon cyberpunk lighting, ever
Damn, that’s basically everything in the '80s
Yeah, I very much feel like most uses of that lighting have no idea that it’s the bi flag colors and rather just think it looks cool.
Glayre flare
Next up: vagina bones.
It is all over certain TV shows featuring very manly men doing manly things with their brotherly bros. 🪽
I didn’t know they made a show about The Sacred Band of Thebes. Actually that would be an interesting show especially if they centered it around the war between Sparta and Thebes.
The one I’m thinking of does certainly involve a profound bond.
I legit don’t get the reference because the last TV show I watched was Hellsing Ultimate and I have no clue what’s going on outside of Nazi vampires.
lel it’s Supernatural, don’t worry, it’s an acquired taste :)
Oh the tumblr show, got it. Not making fun of the show just a strong association while from back when I was interacting with the New Vegas fandom circa 2014.
I just laughed out loud at half past 3 in the morning in my silent flat because yep “the tumblr show”.
All my light fixtures have 2 lights. I always use blue and red because they he tri color shadows look so cool. I’ve been doing this before I discovered I was bi.
Also it helps you see in 3D.
It’s one of my smart light profiles. 💁🏿♀️
signaling trans
look inside
bi flag
This just in!
The sky is gay!
That’s right folks, the sky is now gay!
It’s all the frogs, they did it. That’s what all the jumping was about.
This must be why the franchise removed all the purple from their art direction.
All those colours are in the pride flag, therefore anything that’s not black and white is woke gay propaganda /s
nope, those are gay AF too!
Wait.
Is there a pride flag that has been specifically designed to work for the colorblind?
There are different kinds of colour blindness, aren’t there? So you’d have to do one for each? And then there may be people who see MORE colours (cf tetrachromacy), they’d want their own too! Where does it end?! 😱
Mantis shrimp pride flag when?
If they haven’t, they should, which should use all those male/female/trans symbols in all sorts of combinations
Anybody old enough to have used paint programs on monochrome monitors where instead of colors the palette was patterns like this?
Return of the Obra Dinn, IIRC, is fully monochrome, and all shading is done with dithering. It’s really impressive how well they made it work.
I’ve seen varied dithering patterns in some olde games, but those were already in color
🇳🇵
It’s too late anyway, he’s looked at it, now the craving for peens will devour him from the inside!
“Well boys, the atmosphere is trans, we’re breathing in the soystrogen right now… corrupting our precious bodily fluids… gonna be the last straight sunrise we ever experience… they gay bombed us, we’ve only got minutes untill we begin growing tits and ravenously fucking each other to death.”
… I feel like something approximating that either already is or could be a red vs blue skit.
sigh these guys really just need to suck a cock and get it out of their systems.
we’ve only got minutes untill we begin growing tits and ravenously fucking each other to death.
I can think of worse ways to go.
Incomprehensible to me how stupid you would have to be to be able to shit out such a malformed and worthless thought for the sake of getting upset at something completely imaginary.
The internet sucks.
Checked the account thinking it was maybe satire, but nope - just a vile ragebaiter. People can seriously suck.
Before, satire was easy. You could just make a message internally inconsistent and people would eventually realize “this can’t be a real person’s avowed opinion, because it doesn’t make any fucking sense.”
And then Death took on subcontractors to expand its market to communication.
Cue the idiots: i.e., influencers.
Ragebaiting is good for engagement and shareholder value. Or are you some kind of communist tankie that is against folk making an honest living???
As a communist tankie, nobody should be living, for I am a monster hell-bent only on the destruction of Western civilization.I love American.
It was so utterly ridiculous and straw grasping that I was convinced initially it had to be satire.
Reality really is disappointing.
Master chief has always been trans, that is to say transhuman. Also I’m pretty sure the dudes ace and is romantically involved with Cortana in some way my autistic ass can’t quite comprehend.
Actually, I think he’s involved with Cortana in a very autistic ass way.
I think canonically spartans are auto-wanked by their suit. But yea Chief and Cortana are definitely ND pals
It’s a case of “I like you, we get along well. Wanna hang out all the time?”
Also I’m pretty sure the dudes ace and is romantically involved with Cortana
However Master Chef feels about Cortana, I believe she’s got the maturity and respect to keep it professional.
What in the bi erasure is this idiocy?
It’s like this dude forgot that Purple is like, the Covenant’s primary color.
Pffft gay ass Covenant
Bi erasure? This is bi manufacture.
Master Chief, wake up! They rainbowed fucking Reach Master Chief
Theu are adding three new missions in this new game, in the last one Master Chief os coming out as a trans. Mistress Chief will be the protagonist in the new remakes in the future.
Waiting for the cutscene where Captain Keys deadnames MC before handing over the pistol then gets his skull caved in
Subliminal Message!! They are brainwashing us to fuck each other 😱
quick, comply !!
