The average elephant bladder holds 42 gallons! :D

attenders had been told to prepare for a “larger-than-life surprise” after governor Greg Abbottfinished his keynote speech.

Well, they definitely got that! Rather symbolic surprise too!

Even an elephant knows when it’s brought to a toilet, if only because it’s surrounded by shit.

elephant relieves itself on floor of Texas Republican convention

Trump did it again??

LOL

No surprise there. Abbott is, after all, a piss baby.

Everybody knows the GOP is a shit show. The elephant was just keepin it on brand.

Circus mentality. in 2026.