So now, he’s a fried bankman.
Just remember this guy is a scapegoat. The real evil dudes got away Scot free… As they always do
He defrauded the wealthy that’s why he’s not getting away with it easily.
Yep,mhe committed the worst sin imaginable: Stole from the wealthy.
He’s just fried now
More reasons to stay away from crypto. So unstable you can be convicted of fraud even accidently
Fucked over too many rich people to get off scot free.
You can steal from regular people no problem, but he fucked up and decided to steal from the rich. Straight to jail.
Imagine what would happen if too many rich people started fucking over normal people… oh wait.
Nevermind.
!Spoiler alert!<
I guess this is why he’s trying to get a presidential pardon.
He really shoulda bought himself an island. Or a leather jacket and sold snake oil. One of those.
You have to hand it to NVidia. People only have two complaints about their products: that they cost too much and are constantly sold out.
Oh no question. Wall street isn’t about being honest. He has a certain set of skills. You could quite comfortably draw tons of parallels to any number of organized crime groups. Dudes pure evil but if youre gonna be in the mob you might as well be the boss.
Enjoy your time in prisonWhite collar, minimum security. I am sure he won’t have the gishlane service package but he will be alright. Also he will be up for parole soon enough and then be released.
Let’s see here… we just take your time served … apply some creative math with some leverage and we’ll have you out in a ji…
He should go for longer
Now throw away the key.
It won’t stick, but it’s a good start.
In a few years all of the boomers will start dying in mass numbers. Think of them as meat shields. Their inheritances will get spread out amongst many bastards and at least one of them won’t stand for this shit anymore.
You kidding? Boomer wealth is going to go to assisted living care and then run out. All that wealth is going straight to CEOs and the Epstein class
I like how you two speak of Boomer wealth as it is more than just the top ten% greedy fuckers that exist in any generation. How astute and profound! What thinkers you are. Yeah, I’m a broke Boomer that is offended by your general brush strokes. Hey! Look over there! All the Lithuanians are wearing striped socks! All of them!
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Enjoy your time in prison
SBF really did dress for the job he wanted, not the one he had.
Did he…start doing heroin? His arms look really really unhealthy.
Didn’t know he was friends with Hercule Poirot
Well, I hope he likes prison.
