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not_IO to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 11 天前

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https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/112133060746939956

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth_table

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    BIG_IF_TRUE

  • toynbee@piefed.social
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    Yes, no, maybe, I don’t know, can you repeat the question?

    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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      You’re not the boss of me, now!

    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    • Zoop@beehaw.org
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      You’re not the boss of me now! You’re not the boss of me now! You’re not the boss of me now, and you’re not so big! Life is unfair…

      • toynbee@piefed.social
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        11 天前

        Stop singing and get back to work.

    • Klear@piefed.world
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      11 天前

      Splunge!

      • toynbee@piefed.social
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        I’m curious of what that means, but that link put me through five captchas in a row and I ran out of patience.

        • Klear@piefed.world
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          Youtube is giving you captchas? Ouch.

          It’s a Monty Python sketch. Here it is in text form.

          • toynbee@piefed.social
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            Thanks! I’m on a VPN using graphene, so that’s probably why YouTube doesn’t like me.

  • RustyNova@lemmy.world
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    Missing the truth nuke

    • Klear@piefed.world
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      11 天前

      And DAMN_LIE

      • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11 天前

        FAKE_NEWS (true but I don’t like it)

        • Klear@piefed.world
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          I also propose a new binary operator CARES_ABOUT_YOUR_FEELINGS

      • BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net
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        11 天前

        and megabool::Statistics

  • Yorick@piefed.social
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    May I introduce the VHDL STD library where you can set an output to “don’t care”:

    Wikipedia IEEE-1164

    As an embedded electronics engineer discovering VHDL was a blast and a mindfuck!

    • white_nrdy@programming.dev
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      Don’t worry, VHDL is still a mindfuck sometimes even after being an FPGA engineer for years (mostly only using VHDL). It’s such a cool language, and I am glad you discovered and are enjoying it!

    • blibla@slrpnk.net
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      its just what most people what vall illegal state or impossible?

  • fruitcantfly@programming.dev
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    I prefer the classic Bool:

    enum Bool 
    { 
        True, 
        False, 
        FileNotFound 
    };
    
    • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works
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      Ah yes, the three genders.

    • noughtnaut@lemmy.world
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      If this classic isn’t linked from that Wikipedia article (I never checked) it really should be. Like the “static cling” image, evnen encyclopedias need to know when to step out of formal style. 🤭

  • Elvith Ma'for@feddit.org
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    DOUBLE_PLUS_UNTRUE

  • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    While working on some client code, my coworker and I came across a case statement that said something like

    if myBoolean == TRUE
    then blah
    else if myBoolean == FALSE
    then blah blah
    else if myBoolean is null
    then blah blah blah
    

    Ever since we’ve always laughed at the “trinary bit”.

  • lime!@feddit.nu
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    missing the classic

  • gapa@feddit.nu
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    Needs more emojis.

    • FunkyCheese@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11 天前

      👍 = true

      • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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        👎 = false
        🫳 = maybe
        🤌 = Italian false

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    PANTS_ON_FIRE,

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    Damn JavaScript

  • luciole (they/them)@beehaw.org
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    megabool is_boy(const Coder *coder);

  • daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Quantum computer booleans. True/False/Everything in between.

  • 33550336@lemmy.world
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    This is just reinvention of Łukasiewicz multi-valued logic

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    11 天前

    missing this_tbh

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